Monday, June 11, 2012

Cabinet official takes a stab at performance art

Secretary of Commerce John Bryson, apparently having been fetched by a notion to symbolically depict the Obama administration’s economic policy, engaged in multiple hit-and-run incidents in California over the weekend, and was later found unconscious behind the wheel of his car.

Glad to hear that nobody was hurt, and I sincerely hope that Bryson has some kind of more or less reasonable explanation for all this.


rinardman said...

You mean, something more reasonable than anything that comes out of the Preezy of the United Steezy's mouth?

Like, aliens took control of his brain temporarily?

Paco said...

Hey, it could happen! Look at Al Gore.

rinardman said...

If aliens have control of algore's brain...I'm greatly disappointed in the intelligence level of aliens.

Paco said...

Well, I dunno. Seems to me it would take some skill to lasso anything that small.

rinardman said...

So, aliens have the technology to cross light years of space, but can't find algore's brain?

OK, sounds reasonable to me.

Jonah said...

So what other secretarys are out there just waiting to explode?

There's a Secretary of Labor isn't there? Who is that, and where is he/she now?

Housing and Human Development? Time bomb.

Secretary of Education? That's not you is it Paco? No of course not!

mojo said...

"The bats! THE BATS!!"