Monday, June 11, 2012

Cabinet official takes a stab at performance art

Secretary of Commerce John Bryson, apparently having been fetched by a notion to symbolically depict the Obama administration’s economic policy, engaged in multiple hit-and-run incidents in California over the weekend, and was later found unconscious behind the wheel of his car.

Glad to hear that nobody was hurt, and I sincerely hope that Bryson has some kind of more or less reasonable explanation for all this.

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  1. You mean, something more reasonable than anything that comes out of the Preezy of the United Steezy's mouth?

    Like, aliens took control of his brain temporarily?

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  2. Hey, it could happen! Look at Al Gore.

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  3. If aliens have control of algore's brain...I'm greatly disappointed in the intelligence level of aliens.

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  4. Well, I dunno. Seems to me it would take some skill to lasso anything that small.

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  5. So, aliens have the technology to cross light years of space, but can't find algore's brain?

    OK, sounds reasonable to me.

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  6. So what other secretarys are out there just waiting to explode?

    There's a Secretary of Labor isn't there? Who is that, and where is he/she now?

    Housing and Human Development? Time bomb.

    Secretary of Education? That's not you is it Paco? No of course not!

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  7. "The bats! THE BATS!!"

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