What Obama said: "The private sector is doing just fine".
What Obama meant: "I've got the private sector right where I want it."
Update Much more from Instapundit.
Update II: Private sector "doing just fine" like the Black Knight?
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh