"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, July 30, 2012
The one-dollar magazine (company)
Newsweek's latest unpaid advertisement for Obama is a cover photo of Romney alongside the title, "The Wimp Factor".
He's a good lookin' man who has worked his ass off to provide very well for his family, his wife is beautiful, their sons are all talented and handsome, they have many cute and cuddly grandchildren--I think some folks are extremely jealous.
The Current Occupant is not a Man, by my definition. He may resemble the male of the species, but it is a ruse.
I like Men. I like 'em rough around the edges and I like 'em polished to a fine glow. I like the ones who can shoot and the ones who can change their own oil. I like men who don't mind getting their fingernails - or their jeans - dirty.
I like Men who are kind and funny and helpful. I like men who can do their own laundry but really like it when their woman does it for them.
I like Men who like to drive fast, who like motorcycles that are loud, and who talk kinda slow.
I like the Men who make up Paco Nation.
I like Men. The Current Occupant is a poseur, in more ways than one.
Not to mention going here.
ReplyDeleteThe INTERNET, she has a long memory.
I can't keep up.
ReplyDeleteIs Romney a heartless bully who humiliated a fellow student 50 years ago or is he a wimp?
Is Romney a vulture capitalist who ruthlessly fired employees and sucked the money out of companies that Bain took over or is he a wimp?
Is Romney a crafty entrepreneur and tax cheat with secret accounts all over the world or is he a wimp?
Is Romney the guy who bragged about eating dog in one of his biographies or...oh, sorry, that was someone else.
He's a good lookin' man who has worked his ass off to provide very well for his family, his wife is beautiful, their sons are all talented and handsome, they have many cute and cuddly grandchildren--I think some folks are extremely jealous.
ReplyDeleteGrasping at straws.
ReplyDeleteThe Current Occupant is not a Man, by my definition. He may resemble the male of the species, but it is a ruse.
ReplyDeleteI like Men. I like 'em rough around the edges and I like 'em polished to a fine glow. I like the ones who can shoot and the ones who can change their own oil. I like men who don't mind getting their fingernails - or their jeans - dirty.
I like Men who are kind and funny and helpful. I like men who can do their own laundry but really like it when their woman does it for them.
I like Men who like to drive fast, who like motorcycles that are loud, and who talk kinda slow.
I like the Men who make up Paco Nation.
I like Men. The Current Occupant is a poseur, in more ways than one.
Obama: "But I have people to do those things!"
ReplyDeleteYes, Paco...and that means he's not a Man, by my definition.
ReplyDeleteObama: "But if I pay people to do those things, doesn't that make me a man, er, vicariously?"
ReplyDeleteNo, Barry - if you don't do the work yourself, it doesn't count.
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