Friday, September 21, 2012

Next stop...Canada?

Canada has passed the U.S. in the area of economic freedom (H/T: Captain Heinrichs, head of Paco Enterprises' research dept.)

So, if Obama wins, should I just move to Canada? As a prospective Canadian, what should I know?

8 comments:

kc said...

Hmm...

1. There are only 8 teams in the Canadian Football League.

2. There is no Major League Baseball.

3. Stay away from French Canada - go WEST, young man!

4. Alberta, Saskatchewan & Manitoba get REAL cold.

JeffS said...

5. Add "eh" to the end of every other sentence.

6. Build up enthusiasm for the sport of curling.

7. Start to identify with "loonies".

8. Never refer to the RCMP uniforms as "cute" or "quaint".

RebeccaH said...

Learn to like poutine.

Refer to your buddies as "you hosers".

mojo said...

"Good day, eh?"

All statements must be phrased as a question. It's a law, I think.

& Remember: "oot", "aboot"

Plus: learn to love the Moose. But don't get near one, because they're vicious bastards.

JeffS said...

Forgot a few.....

* Put a refrigerator in the garage exclusively for beer.

* Drink heavily.

* Know the difference between salmon steaks as served on the east and west coasts.

* Never call any member of the RCMP "Sergeant Preston" unless said member is indeed a sergeant named Preston.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... Thankfully, I know that you are more predisposed to warmer climes, so Canada is out. Besides, you'll miss all the fun at Liberty Ranch (Richard likes to refer to it as "the compound"). Only members in good standing of the VRW such as the Paco family and the Paco Nation will be admitted. Meade and ammo for all.

Michael Lonie said...

Sumerian mead, Deborah? Oh joy, they pried the Tardis away from Wronwright.

Minicapt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vxDDcTc64c

Cheers