Thursday, September 27, 2012

Why, I bet he's already awarded Obama a knockout in the first round

Al Gore will cover the presidential debates for his tiny little network, Current TV.

"I polled 100% of our viewers, and both of them indicate that there's nothing Romney could conceivably say in the upcoming debates that will stand up against Obama's awesomeness."

BTW, is it just me, or does Big Al look like a vampire on the wagon in that photo?

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  1. The man looks unearthly. Overweight, ultra pale, red-eyed, vacant. Ugh!

    Regards
    Sandi

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  2. A vampire on the wagon, trying to get by on deep fried donuts.

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  3. His face looks like it sank in on itself.

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  4. 1. Obama's doppelgänger.
    2. Billy Jeff's body double.

    Cheers

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  5. Deborah Leigh said...Everyday is Halloween for the Goracle. This is the manifestation of his true nature.

    It ought to be a real lovefest with Al and Chrissy weighing in. Staffers beware! You better have a good spread in the green room.

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  6. By Gad, sir! He's morphing into Sydney Greenstreet!

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  7. Dang. And that's him IN makeup so that he won't look like a brain-eating zombie.

    People would probably run screaming for the doors if they could see him without the makeup.

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  8. Before I saw your question, I thought, "Wow!! Gore looks like a bloated vampire. For his sake I hope that's a really, really bad makeup job for tv that got a brightly lit photo instead."

    That's just gruesome. How the heck did he ever let that thing get out?

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  9. But the portrait in his attic looks fine...

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