Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Let’s see, what can I do when I retire?

Well, I probably won’t be joining an over-the-hill biker gang:
Eight members of the Forbidden Ones, the Dirty Ones and the Trouble Makers — whose average age was 51 — were charged with firearms trafficking. But four of them were too sick to make their arraignment in Brooklyn Federal Court, and were admitted to the hospital instead.

Accused gun smuggler Scott (Spider) Brannigan, 61, was complaining of high blood pressure and a bad ticker; Frank (Afro) Miranda, 50, and Samuel Moya, 44, needed heroin detoxification, and Jose (Rusty) Perez, 49, the reputed “supreme president” of the Forbidden Ones, needed treatment for sleep apnea, sources said.

3 comments:

  1. They must have rode Segways.

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  2. The Dirty Ones?

    Seriously?

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  3. Have you ever taken a good look at those bikers? Most of them can't even see their own feet!

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