Media outlets report that the possibility of a Romney Presidency has prompted the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to “hold down a job, hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O’Reilly.”
Canadian border farmers noted that dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossed their fields last night. “I went out to milk the cows yesterday, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba farmer Red Nesterenko, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. “He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I gave him some fresh warm goat milk he tossed his cookies and left. Didn’t even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
Monday, November 5, 2012
Canada prepares for fallout from U.S. election
Via the ever-vigilant Captain Heinrichs: "Canada Beefing Up Border Patrol In Event Romney Wins Presidential Election".
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Good one Paco.
ReplyDeleteLet me tell you, we don't need more stinking US war resisters, or deserters, as they is known here.
Nor do we need more multiculturalists, nor other sub-human life-forms from the left. You brung 'em up, you deal with them.
C'mon, Robert, where's that great Canadian hospitality I've always heard about?
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh said...Awww, Robert! And you were my favorite neighbor.
ReplyDeleteReally, Robert. Why, the Yukon is practically unsettled. Dump 'em out there with a pocket knife, a book of matches, some jerky, and a copy of Mao's Little Red Book for tinder and toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteOr, you could send them farther north, to provide fresh meat for the polar bears they so worry about.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, those who threaten to move if Romney wins are all hat and no cattle. They will just stay here and perfect a higher pitched whine. Therefore, an immigration war with Canada is not imminent. (Good thing for Canada, too. Since Obama has been President, each American now has an average of 6 weapons and 40,000 rounds of ammunition.)
ReplyDeleteWhoa, Steve, I'm below average. Not good.....
ReplyDelete"Beefing up", huh?
ReplyDeleteThey put another man on the job?