Tim Blair: master juxtapositioner.
Question: how will my Australian readers be spending the apocalypse? For that matter, what's on everybody else's agenda?
Update: Yum! Apocalypse cake recipes.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
ReplyDeleteVery informative article. I didn't know you could run for vice-president in this country. I didn't know you could increase the earth's sustainability by flying all over the freaking world attending conferences either. These twelve year olds are getting smarter all the time.
My mother's 90th birthday party is tomorrow, and no mere end-of-the-world is stopping that, a bunch of long-dead Mayans notwithstanding!
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ReplyDeleteI'll gladly pay you in two days for a hamburger today.
World doesn't end; Morons disappointed.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of malarky.
ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind would think the worl
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to r-ma
4 o'clock in the arvo (afternoon) down here, and nothing unusual has happened.
ReplyDeleteByron Bay? Yeah that'd be right, the place is full of lotus-eaters.
Oh, that is the afternoon of the 21st. Sorry I was unclear. Now 7pm of the 21st. Should we have a countdown perhaps? Greatest hits of the Mayans?
ReplyDeleteAaaah! I'm off to join the local Aborigines. They KNOW...
ReplyDeleteHey, anyway, I found an old stone hammer off in the bush here. With gum residue to attach it to handle. Certainly centuries old, but maybe millenia (They'd been here 10,000 yrs at least!). We may run tests on the veg material to see.
I forgot it was supposed to happen, so I didn't do anything special. Except maybe drag out the space heater, because winter hit with a vengeance today.
ReplyDeleteOf course it didn't end. Not likely the apocalypse would save me from mowing the lawns now, is it?
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