"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thanks, Bruce. I guess it was a bad idea to cash in my retirement fund to buy a Dodge Viper. Next time somebody says the world's coming to an end, I want to see some proof!
Instead of charging whoever called the cops with Wasting Police Time, Making a False Report to Police, and Making a Prank 000 call, the cops charged a kid with making a playground gesture?
"Yes, officer, I intentionally made a hand gesture. Here's another on, just for you. BANG. Ooh, soooo scary, huh? Tell me, do you often get assigned to the idiot-at-large detail?"...
Glad to see you're back and feisty as ever, Paco.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bruce. I guess it was a bad idea to cash in my retirement fund to buy a Dodge Viper. Next time somebody says the world's coming to an end, I want to see some proof!
ReplyDeleteI bet that Mayan forgot to carry the one.
ReplyDeleteHas the world turned upside down?
ReplyDeleteInstead of charging whoever called the cops with Wasting Police Time, Making a False Report to Police, and Making a Prank 000 call, the cops charged a kid with making a playground gesture?
Fire-them-all.
Paco, I'm hoping to get a refund on this apocalypse. Worst. One. EVAH.
ReplyDeleteSteve At The Pub: Include the idiot teachers and administrators in that personnel action. And spank the children who complained.
Imagine how the cops felt, having to "investigate" that. I bet there was a lot of gallows humor that day.
ReplyDelete"Yes, officer, I intentionally made a hand gesture. Here's another on, just for you. BANG. Ooh, soooo scary, huh? Tell me, do you often get assigned to the idiot-at-large detail?"...
ReplyDeleteWill every person in Pennsylvania now need a concealed carry permit, if they wear gloves?
ReplyDeleteR-man, They better not have cop-killer boogers on the end of their fingers.
ReplyDeleteJ: Armor-penetrating boogers are already illegal.
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