Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Return to sender?

Piers Morgan - a British import whose face, in profile, is notable primarily for exhibiting a sharply concave appearance, somewhat suggestive of the notched chimney piece in a set of Lincoln Logs - has had some smug things to say lately about gun control. So annoying has he been, that there's actually a petition circulating that seeks to have him deported.

I understand the ire of my fellow citizens, but I think this would be a mistake. The surest way to rein in the momentum of the gun-grabbing crowd is to permit this preening windbag to continue his tendentious moralizing; after all, hectoring by our self-appointed English betters has been known to have a marvelous effect upon the American citizenry, inspiring initiative and determination, especially among the liberty-loving.

8 comments:

rinardman said...
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RebeccaH said...

Also, the problem with deportation is that the Brits don't want him back.

JeffS said...

I signed that petition, but not with any expectation of him actually leaving the country. More to flip that pompous twit The Bird.

Rebecca,I'm not surprised the Brits don't want him back. Maybe we can send him to North Korea.

Rip VanBullwinkle said...

The Brits are pushing back with their own petition to prevent Morgan from being deported.

http://cnsnews.com/blog/gregory-gwyn-williams-jr/british-petition-govt-we-dont-want-piers-morgan-back

rinardman said...

Maybe a swap could be arranged.

Pears Morgan for Jeremy Clarkson.

Minicapt said...

I think he belongs in Washington DC.

Cheers

Michael Lonie said...

Now, now, just because he is a stupid, arrogant, ignorant, malicious, malevolent, dish-faced pommy, those are not grounds for deportation. On the other hand, if somebody passed along to the Feds tha false information that he illegally voted GOP last month (instead of for the Jackass Party), he'd be on the next plane back to Pommyland.

Robert of Ottawa said...

J. Packington Paco III.

I like this already