Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The U.S., Uganda…

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

As you will notice, the above is from a blog run by one of Paco Enterprises’ consulting intellectuals and scholars, the esteemed Colonel Milquetoast, whose interests range far and wide, from early photoshopping to the origin of pants.

9 comments:

bruce said...

'Atlas of Women' or Joni Seager's diary? Joni feels her 'oppression' in the USA is the same as other women globally, so the map in her book must reflect her feelings. (JS wrote the Penguin Atlas of Women and I'm assuming that's where the map's from.)

Col. Milquetoast said...

It is indeed from Joni Seager's Penguin Atlas of Women. It is incredibly common for people to assume they know what they are talking about but you would think an editor or someone would actually look it up. One could almost get the impression that they were trying to intentionally mislead.

Thanks for the link Paco! Although I started my blog before Paco, he is seriously committed to the blogging game – I am slowly closing in on 200 and he has 5400+ posts!

I also have an interest in high class fine art and I'm committed to bridging the gap and finding common ground between myself and belligerent, gendercidal, man-hating feminists. I've also offered brief review of a Soviet propaganda poster that is simultaneously both un-American and un-Russian.

What other blogger has a category called Naked Politicians?

Anonymous said...

Re: Naked Politicians

Am eagerly awaiting your Hillary entry. HA. (Double dog dare ya!)

mojo said...

Yeah, yeah! A "consulting innallechual", dats what I wanna be!

rinardman said...

•for those hermas erected erect, they could serve as a way to protect Greek towns from roving bands of nymphomaniacs...

Protect from?

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Yojimbo said...


Is there an "apprentice" or "intern" addition of that?

How much for the "Brad Smilo" addition?

Yojimbo said...


"addition" hmmm

Col. Milquetoast said...


Am eagerly awaiting your Hillary entry. HA. (Double dog dare ya!)

Uhhhhhhh… I think I'm going to need some pepto

Protect from?

from the roving bands of nymphomaniacs. It makes sense if you assume most of the ancient Greeks were really, really gay.