"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
High noon
Haw! Republican congresswoman Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee calls Obama out, challenges him to a skeet shooting match.
I have this picture of Obama being handed a shotgun, and then turning his head away, squeezing his eyes shut, and grimacing when he pulls the trigger, and then dropping the gun, jumping up and down, and flapping his hands: Ew! Ew! Ew!
I think I understand Obama's confusion. He sees John Boehner as a clay pigeon. Since he's constantly shooting Boehner in the pants (to Boehner's apparent enjoyment), it must be this skeet thing everyone's talking about.
Wonder if she'd let him use his teleprompter?
ReplyDeleteIf Obama shoots like he bowls, she'd better wear body armor.
ReplyDeleteI have this picture of Obama being handed a shotgun, and then turning his head away, squeezing his eyes shut, and grimacing when he pulls the trigger, and then dropping the gun, jumping up and down, and flapping his hands: Ew! Ew! Ew!
ReplyDeleteI think I understand Obama's confusion. He sees John Boehner as a clay pigeon. Since he's constantly shooting Boehner in the pants (to Boehner's apparent enjoyment), it must be this skeet thing everyone's talking about.
ReplyDeleteDick Cheney invites Obama out for a hunt!
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