Monday, January 7, 2013

I feel for ya, man

Craig Benavidez' new year doesn't seem to be much of an improvement over the last one: "Man shocked by power line on Monday was previously attacked by Africanized bees".

7 comments:

Jonah said...

It's what happens with people who work. I mean really work. Not like Washington DC. I mean what happens there? The coffee machine spills and six months later the FedEx guy hits your ankle on the elevator.
God, what a bad year I'm having.

Paco said...

Hey, you think that ain't rough?

rinardman said...

Hey, you think that ain't rough?

And paper cuts!

Don't forget paper cuts.

RebeccaH said...

Try sitting through a department faculty meeting and listening to two grown men squabble over which of them is important enough to get the newly empty office with the two windows. Just quietly sitting there without slapping some ears off someone's head is bad, I tell you, bad for the blood pressure!

Anonymous said...

Deborah said...Staples and staplers. Nuf said. And what about envelope openers? Cons would pay good cigarette money for one of those. Frees up that time that would have been used making a shiv.

Just a thought. Those automatic nail drivers can be an assault weapon. See one of the "Lethal Weapon" movies.

TimT said...

It could have been worse. They could have been racist bees.

TimT said...

Don't mean to cast aspersions on bees though. We have a hive and they are lovely and diligent and make splendid honey.