"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
It's what happens with people who work. I mean really work. Not like Washington DC. I mean what happens there? The coffee machine spills and six months later the FedEx guy hits your ankle on the elevator. God, what a bad year I'm having.
Try sitting through a department faculty meeting and listening to two grown men squabble over which of them is important enough to get the newly empty office with the two windows. Just quietly sitting there without slapping some ears off someone's head is bad, I tell you, bad for the blood pressure!
Deborah said...Staples and staplers. Nuf said. And what about envelope openers? Cons would pay good cigarette money for one of those. Frees up that time that would have been used making a shiv.
Just a thought. Those automatic nail drivers can be an assault weapon. See one of the "Lethal Weapon" movies.
It's what happens with people who work. I mean really work. Not like Washington DC. I mean what happens there? The coffee machine spills and six months later the FedEx guy hits your ankle on the elevator.
ReplyDeleteGod, what a bad year I'm having.
Hey, you think that ain't rough?
ReplyDeleteHey, you think that ain't rough?
ReplyDeleteAnd paper cuts!
Don't forget paper cuts.
Try sitting through a department faculty meeting and listening to two grown men squabble over which of them is important enough to get the newly empty office with the two windows. Just quietly sitting there without slapping some ears off someone's head is bad, I tell you, bad for the blood pressure!
ReplyDeleteDeborah said...Staples and staplers. Nuf said. And what about envelope openers? Cons would pay good cigarette money for one of those. Frees up that time that would have been used making a shiv.
ReplyDeleteJust a thought. Those automatic nail drivers can be an assault weapon. See one of the "Lethal Weapon" movies.
It could have been worse. They could have been racist bees.
ReplyDeleteDon't mean to cast aspersions on bees though. We have a hive and they are lovely and diligent and make splendid honey.
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