Monday, January 14, 2013

If Colin Powell can call himself a Republican...

...then I can call myself a Sioux chief.

Goodbye Paco, hello Chuckling Bear! And if you happen to be in the neighborhood, stop by for some mad slot machine action and cheap cigarettes.

(H/T: Captain Heinrichs)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must say your drink waitresses leave a lot to be desired.

Penguinator of Sydney.

Paco said...

Probably because most of them are retirees looking to make a little extra money. We expect the "aesthetics" to improve as the education bubble pops.

rinardman said...

“They still look down on minorities,” he said.

But only for the content of their character, not the color of their skin.

Powell would still be an idiot if he was green, with pink polkadots.

mojo said...

We're the Heckawi.

This here is our medicine man, Crazy Cat.

Yojimbo said...


Chuckling Bear: Put some of those dancing poles in Paco Enterprises' HR department and all those college coeds willnaturally gravitate to your fine gambling establishment.

/Solving problems in Tucson where it has climbed all the way up to 26 degrees.

mojo said...

PS: Lakota. Sioux is a Frenchie term.

mojo said...

PPS: their name in sign is "thumb-across-throat"

Michael Lonie said...

Yeah, the Pawnees called them "Throat-slitters," for good and sufficient reasons (reducing the Pawnee nation from 12,000 people to 2,000 over about 20 years).

Spiny Norman said...

To be honest, if John Boehner can call himself a Republican, so can Gen. Powell.

SwampWoman said...

Pablo, you were talking about picking out a combination retirement home/SHTF place with Miz Paco. Is that going to happen anytime soon?

The reason I ask is that I'm not sure how much longer being a Federal employee is going to be safe.

Paco said...

Swampy: I'm afraid I have another five-years to go.