"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
More tips from Joe Salazar to the ladies on how to avoid rape
Gosh. I'm surprised that mandatory man part removal isn't part of the rape avoidance strategy. Perhaps that comes after gun seizure.
ReplyDeleteHere's my tip for avoiding rape:
ReplyDeleteShoot the son of a bitch.
Shoot the son of a bitch.
ReplyDeleteRemember what I said about "deterrent"?
Well, there ya go!
Gosh. I'm surprised that mandatory man part removal isn't part of the rape avoidance strategy. Perhaps that comes after gun seizure.
ReplyDelete"From my cold, dead hands...uhm, I mean body...from my cold, dead body!
Can anyone look at a picture of Joe Salazar and imagine him running to the sound of a rape whistle?
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