Monday, February 18, 2013

Pardon me, I'm Joe Salazar and I feel an attack of stupid coming on...

...are there any emergency call boxes around here?

(H/T: Tree Hugging Sister)

Update: Or perhaps, ladies, if you're traveling in a group, you can just rush the guy. Or brandish your ballpoint pens.

7 comments:

DoneGoneGalt said...

Wow, Colorado must grow some potent stuff.
http://www.colorado.gov/cs/Satellite/CDPHE-CHEIS/CBON/1251593016680

JeffS said...

Colorado grows potent stuff, but the state legislature ain't smoking it, they're injecting it intravenously.

Anonymous said...

Californians must have taken over the state.....

rinardman said...

Someone should introduce these liberal Democrats to the word "deterrent".

Who would a rapist be more likely to attack? A woman he thought might have a ball point pen in her purse, or one with a 38 Special?

rinardman said...

Are they gonna have schoolkids rehearsing "bum rush & bite", like they did "duck & cover" in the 60's?

SwampWoman said...

No, thanks. I prefer the old fashioned way, just shooting and let somebody else be concerned about body clean up.

RebeccaH said...

A call box might work if you could rip it off the pole and beat your attacker to death with it. Myself, I prefer something a little more handy and lethal, like a gun.