Sunday, February 17, 2013

Sunday funnies


(Via Doug Ross)

Now, that's art.

Strange combination.

Petty tyranny.

One of my old favorites, Jonathan Winters:



To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

9 comments:

SwampWoman said...

Dang, I miss comedians that were actually funny.

Do those "undocumented" guns get a path to legal citizenship in 8 years?

Robert of Ottawa said...


To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

As an engineer, I concur.

JeffS said...

An as engineer, I concur as well.

But I have an addendum:

"To a leftie, the glass is RAAAAACIST!"

Yojimbo said...


Winters was absolutely great. At one time I had all his albums. His Maude Frickert was always my favorite.

Don't overlook Victor Buono. Try some of his YouTube videos based upon his comedy album. You'll be glad you did, I'm thinking.

Paco said...

YoJ: I'll be sure to check him out. I didn't know he did stand-up comedy.

RebeccaH said...

I just saw your book, Che: The Lost Diaries is on Amazon, Paco (I've been out of town). Congratulations! I'll be getting my copy forthwith.

Spiny Norman said...

Amazon: Che: The Lost Diaries is "temporarily out of stock".

Well, well, well... do we have a runaway bestseller on our hands?

bruce said...

"To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

The architect designs a glass-free environment, which no one uses, till a compromise is reached and old fashioned glasses of water are restored.

Minicapt said...

Hand the engineer a filled cup, and confuse him.

Cheers