"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Biden : Hey! I think heard a noise outside! D'ya got a shotgun in that overcoat? Fire a couple of warning shots over there! Don't aim just shoot over in that direction! Secret Service : Sir, I didn't hear anything and the environment appears secure. Biden : I'm tellin' ya, I saw movement! Somebody's out there! KaPow! Kapow! Right there! Blast 'em away! Secret Service : Uh, sir, we're on the 4th floor of the Commerce Department. I don't think these windows open and besides you're pointing at the Washington Monument. Biden : Hey this door won't open. Some nutso is probably on the other side with a chainsaw and a slurpee! Blammo! Give that door both barrels! Secret Service : Mr. Vice President, it's a glass door so I can tell there is no one on the other side and remember if it doesn't open when you push on it then try pulling. Biden : Aw, jeeeez! It'd be so much easier without you guys around. I don't need you guys as a security detail, I can take care of myself. Me, Myself and my Benelli! Ha! Did I ever tell you about that one Christmas when I shot like 400 terrorist who had taken over Dulles International Airport's air traffic control system while my wife along with hundreds of people were on planes overhead and running out of fuel so I had to do my thing! Me an' my double barreled shotgun can handle anything! Secret Service : Sir, I think that was Die Hard 2.
Makes a Neanderthal look like an intellectual, doesn't he.
ReplyDeleteO/T but just wanted to say "Che! The lost Diaries", has arrived!
ReplyDeleteJust imagine being Biden's Secret Service detail.
ReplyDeleteBiden : Hey! I think heard a noise outside! D'ya got a shotgun in that overcoat? Fire a couple of warning shots over there! Don't aim just shoot over in that direction!
Secret Service : Sir, I didn't hear anything and the environment appears secure.
Biden : I'm tellin' ya, I saw movement! Somebody's out there! KaPow! Kapow! Right there! Blast 'em away!
Secret Service : Uh, sir, we're on the 4th floor of the Commerce Department. I don't think these windows open and besides you're pointing at the Washington Monument.
Biden : Hey this door won't open. Some nutso is probably on the other side with a chainsaw and a slurpee! Blammo! Give that door both barrels!
Secret Service : Mr. Vice President, it's a glass door so I can tell there is no one on the other side and remember if it doesn't open when you push on it then try pulling.
Biden : Aw, jeeeez! It'd be so much easier without you guys around. I don't need you guys as a security detail, I can take care of myself. Me, Myself and my Benelli! Ha! Did I ever tell you about that one Christmas when I shot like 400 terrorist who had taken over Dulles International Airport's air traffic control system while my wife along with hundreds of people were on planes overhead and running out of fuel so I had to do my thing! Me an' my double barreled shotgun can handle anything!
Secret Service : Sir, I think that was Die Hard 2.
Merilyn: Hope you enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteColonel: If any of them ever write a book, I think Joe Biden's Secret Service personnel will have some pretty interesting memoirs, indeed!
We are DEVO
ReplyDeleteSooo ... We can assume that Joe Biden is the dust mite of politicians, then?
ReplyDeleteBiden is the first human to reverse evolve into an ashtray. That's an accomplishment, I guess.....
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