Wednesday, March 20, 2013

NASA's strategy for dealing with asteroids

"Pray", NASA chief Charles Bolden says.

I think that's certainly one viable option. But, as the saying goes, the Lord helps him who helps himself, so why not back up that appeal for divine intervention with asteroid insurance? Now available from Prudential Asteroid Coverage Online, a division of Paco Financial Services, Ltd (Cayman Islands).

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7 comments:


  1. "Affordble coverage,..." Hmmm
    Just what does that "highly variable floating rate clause" mean anyway?

    Are you aware that the phrase "revocable at the whim of.." appears 39 times in the contract?

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  2. And just what the heck is a "infinite deductible"?

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  3. Hah! You can't fool me. I know "force majeure" must cover asteroid strikes.

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  4. Step 1: Sit down
    Step 2: bend over
    Step 3: kiss your ass good-bye

    Same as the procedure was on a SAC base in the event of a massive nuclear strike.

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  5. Rebecca, I think that's "force meteor"

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  6. The scientific consensus is to pray. Love it. I'll take some of that Paco coverage, please. You do accept personal checks, right?

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  7. Now, now, everybody, let's not get all bent out of shape over a little fine print.

    Anon: Why, certainly we take personal checks! Of course, your coverage doesn't begin until the check clears.

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