"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Practically right next door
If I do wind up retiring to St. George, Utah, one of the benefits will be that this kind of stuff is in the neighborhood.
Deborah said... Rappeling, swimming, and strenuous hiking? Sounds like a Iron Man event to me. No thanks. I already did Army Basic. Have you started training? You do know that a fedora isn't practical for such endeavors, right?
That looks like that crevice in "127 Hours", where that kid had to cut off his own arm to escape. Uh uh. Not for me.
ReplyDeleteDeborah said... Rappeling, swimming, and strenuous hiking? Sounds like a Iron Man event to me. No thanks. I already did Army Basic. Have you started training? You do know that a fedora isn't practical for such endeavors, right?
ReplyDeleteI believe that Paco Enterprises make a suitable product for this journey, the "Personal All-terrain COnveyance", with a wide selection of models to choose from.
ReplyDeletePaco, Be sure to buy a house with a guest room or two.....
ReplyDeleteHmm. Must've missed that bit about rappelling. Maybe they can lower me down using a crane and a cargo net.
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