Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Scenes from Obama’s America

Looks like a substantial number of Americans are heading back to dorm life:
With the cost of living on the rise and showing no sign of slowing down, total strangers desperate to save money are moving in together.
In other end-of-civilization news, coyotes are now prowling about Northern Virginia neighborhoods. This is one of the hazards of leaving politicians lying around; they attract scavengers –and not just coyotes and foxes and raccoons. The other day, one of my neighbors was out walking her dog and a lobbyist bit her on the ankle (she says the rabies shots are excruciatingly painful). And many of Romney’s failed political consultants have gone feral, wandering the suburbs in packs and baying pointless and unconvincing slogans at the moon.

4 comments:

JeffS said...

I do recall thinking that those consultants should eat s**t and bark at the moon. Nice to see they obliged.

Of course, our problem in eastern Washington are wolves, released to "rebuild" the population in the wild.

And not the former small wolves that used to be here -- we get gray wolves, the big mothers. Yay.

Paco said...

Jeff:

They did the same thing in North Carolina almost 20 years ago with the red wolf.

mojo said...

Ankle-biting Lobbyists can be so annoying.

RebeccaH said...

So that's what that noise was in my back yard last night. I think we should be pushing for a pol-culling program.