Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A little bird told me

Heh. Hugo Chávez wannabe Nicolas Maduro claims his late mentor recently appeared to him in the form of a bird.

I believe it. I bet he sees the bird everywhere he goes…



The phenomenon is not as rare as you might think. For example, Joe Biden has been intruding upon my dreams in the form of a bird for years, now…


”And another thing: did you know that ObamaCare is not only free, but that it also gets rid of wrinkles and hemorrhoids?”

4 comments:

JeffS said...

Heh! I would have thought ol' Plugs would be showing in the form of a gooney bird.

SwampWoman said...

I hope that little bird that Nicolas Maduro keeps seeing is a buzzard.

RebeccaH said...

So ... Venezuela just exchanged one loon for another.

Col. Milquetoast said...

That's the problem with putting tiny red berets on animals; eventually some socialist will find it and take advice from it.