Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Glittering crash

For those concerned about the steep drop in gold and silver prices, and the dubious sustainability of the run-up in the stock market, there are alternative investment vehicles that represent a secure haven for your capital. Contact Paco Financial Services, LLC (Cayman Islands) and ask about repurchase agreements denominated in Guatemalan quetzales, and futures contracts on 18th-century porcelain chamber pots.

Paco Financial Services: Hey, money isn't everything.

7 comments:

  1. The price for brass and lead seems to be remaining high and quite steady. Methinks those are a more reliable commodity to invest in.

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  2. Zero Hedge probably has the largest conspiracy-troll-to-commenter ratio I've ever seen... well, other than Infowars.

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  3. Anonymous 1 says:

    Paco, better copyright that slogan before Soros or Buffett snaps it up.

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  4. Could be a future for gold chamber pots.

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  5. Only one "e" in Queztals...

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  6. The correct Spanish plural is as indicated.

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  7. Can two Spanish be consistent, and plural?

    Cheers

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