Thursday, April 4, 2013

Mysterious disappearance of newspapers

No, I’m not talking about the decline of print media. I’m talking about newspapers vanishing from people’s driveways in our neighborhood. A vigilant local seems to have identified the problem: a family of foxes has established a burrow under her utility shed.



What the foxes plan on doing with the things, though, beats me.

5 comments:

  1. It's obviously a fox cargo cult.

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  2. What? You never heard of Fox News?

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  3. Toilet paper? Wrappings for the leftover mice meals?

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  4. Bedding for the den, no doubt.

    That or they need packing material.

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