This is something I'd definitely like to try at work.
After a busy morning, chasing one another around their playpen, Doug and Skeeter - the official ferrets of Paco Enterprises - catch 40 winks.
Outwitting the taxman, Spanish style.
I have the satisfaction - I think - of not being this bad a writer (although describing pants as "a southern necessary" strikes me as kind of cool).
Gorilla vs. Canada goose (note the gorilla's hilariously lame chest pounding as he retreats at high speed).
How to crush your opponents at Scrabble.
(Via the outstanding People's Cube).
I can imagine a lefty bake sale:
ReplyDeleteBolshevik brownies
Amerikkkan apple pie
moonbat muffins (with nuts, of course)
Communist cake (served by the teaspoon, and you have to wait in line)
The ferrets are sweet. You keep ferrets?
ReplyDeleteJust don't fluff them ferrets up, feed 'em a bunch of steroids and sell them as toy poodles.
ReplyDeleteJust don't.
Wonder Woman Was Created as a Feminist Ideal
ReplyDeleteYeah, I remember watching Lynda Carter....and admiring how her feminist ideals were prominently displayed.
Rebecca: I keep ferrets now. They previously belonged to Paco, Jr, and when he moved into his most recent apartment, he discovered (after he had signed the lease, of course) that the complex didn't permit ferrets. So, here they are.
ReplyDeleteMojo: No worries on that score. If I did pump them up with steroids, I'd probably wind up in front of a Senate committee.
The Prime Ministership of Canada may become a hereditary position.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/04/14/pol-liberal-leadership-results.html
With the sperm of his father and the brains of his mother, Liberals are orgasmic at the thought of Justin done-nothing, thought-nothing, idle rich brat will be PM. Just like his father.
Oh, no! Sounds like the Kennedy clan!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to your Bearded Dragon?
ReplyDeletePogria: Lucy passed away a couple of years ago.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to hear that Paco. I remember you telling us how much you enjoyed her.
ReplyDeleteFerrets are a hoot, aren't they?
Pogria: Yes, Lucy's remains are interred beneath the zinnia bed.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't too keen on taking the ferrets at first, but, I have to admit, they are a lot of fun. Each one has a very distinct personality, and they're quite entertaining.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h4f77T-LoM
ReplyDeleteCheers