Sunday, April 14, 2013

Sunday funnies

"10 Little-Known Facts About Your Favorite Comic Book Characters".

This is something I'd definitely like to try at work.

After a busy morning, chasing one another around their playpen, Doug and Skeeter - the official ferrets of Paco Enterprises - catch 40 winks.

Outwitting the taxman, Spanish style.

I have the satisfaction - I think - of not being this bad a writer (although describing pants as "a southern necessary" strikes me as kind of cool).

Gorilla vs. Canada goose (note the gorilla's hilariously lame chest pounding as he retreats at high speed).

How to crush your opponents at Scrabble.

(Via the outstanding People's Cube).


RebeccaH said...

I can imagine a lefty bake sale:

Bolshevik brownies
Amerikkkan apple pie
moonbat muffins (with nuts, of course)
Communist cake (served by the teaspoon, and you have to wait in line)

RebeccaH said...

The ferrets are sweet. You keep ferrets?

Mojo said...

Just don't fluff them ferrets up, feed 'em a bunch of steroids and sell them as toy poodles.

Just don't.

rinardman said...

Wonder Woman Was Created as a Feminist Ideal

Yeah, I remember watching Lynda Carter....and admiring how her feminist ideals were prominently displayed.

Paco said...

Rebecca: I keep ferrets now. They previously belonged to Paco, Jr, and when he moved into his most recent apartment, he discovered (after he had signed the lease, of course) that the complex didn't permit ferrets. So, here they are.

Mojo: No worries on that score. If I did pump them up with steroids, I'd probably wind up in front of a Senate committee.

Robert of Ottawa said...

The Prime Ministership of Canada may become a hereditary position.

With the sperm of his father and the brains of his mother, Liberals are orgasmic at the thought of Justin done-nothing, thought-nothing, idle rich brat will be PM. Just like his father.

Paco said...

Oh, no! Sounds like the Kennedy clan!

Pogria said...

What happened to your Bearded Dragon?

Paco said...

Pogria: Lucy passed away a couple of years ago.

Pogria said...

I am sorry to hear that Paco. I remember you telling us how much you enjoyed her.
Ferrets are a hoot, aren't they?

Paco said...

Pogria: Yes, Lucy's remains are interred beneath the zinnia bed.

I wasn't too keen on taking the ferrets at first, but, I have to admit, they are a lot of fun. Each one has a very distinct personality, and they're quite entertaining.

Minicapt said...