Friday, May 17, 2013

Ok, I think I’ve finally received some spam that is comment-worthy

I have deleted the original comment (it appeared in connection with the “Happy Feet Friday” post), but it is a veritable petri dish for the generation of stimulating conversation, so here it is:
We need to talk honestly about the ways that violence shows up in our Detox Foot Pad.
Detox Foot Pad? Sounds like an exciting new product from Paco Labs.

Consider this your spam open thread.


Minicapt said...

The Marines:


Mojo said...

Detox footpad: the guy who mugs you at the rehab clinic

RebeccaH said...

Detox Footpad: Joe Biden's mouthwash.

Michael Lonie said...

Detox Foot Pad: The new, high-tech method of sobering up after a bender, developed with the help of PACO Enterprise's team of skilled consultant lushes. Just put a fresh pad on the floor, step on it, and your blood alcohol content will immediately drop to less than the legal maximum and your hangover will be prevented.* Another high-tech product from the world's leader in useful technology, PACO Enterprises! Patent pending.+

* Does not treat intoxication due to wine, brandy, beer, whiskey, vodka, gin, sloe gin, saki, peppermint schnapps or kvass.

+Unavailable where prohibited by law.

Paco said...

Now, that's marketing!