The Tong wars. Al Capone vs. Bugs Moran. The Crips and the Bloods. And now, the greatest rivalry of all: Sno Cone Joe vs. Mr. Ding-A-Ling.
Er, what do you do if you get fired?
Ahhh...imperviousness to pain, the ability to live in a low-oxygen environment, and resistance to cancer. It must be wonderful to be a mole rat.
Tequila: miracle drug?
Dressing for the occasion.
Where there's smoke, there's a ...dog's water bowl?