Soup of the day.
Every cat should have one.
Where can you find fluorescent pink slugs? Where else?
A dog, a lion and a monkey...
(Courtesy of Savage Chickens)
Here's a bit from Fred Allen's radio program, featuring Senator Claghorn (the inspiration for Foghorn Leghorn).
Update: 18 obsolete words that should be salvaged (via Spiny Norman, in the comments).