Ah, the Reagan era. Great times.
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Update: Bob Belvedere has the text from Patrick Henry's famous speech.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh