Bad hair day.
Man brews beer using yeast harvested from his own beard (er, I'll have a Heineken, thanks).
The difference between cats and dogs.
A better plan for airport security?
Slow news day at the Guardian.
Otis buys a horse.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh