Why did the First Dog need his own personal Osprey to carry him to Martha’s Vineyard?
Follow-up question: how did Barry become the American Sun King?
"Sequester this, peasants!"
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh