Muslim terrorists carry out massacre in a mall in Kenya.
Yeah, I'm sure that's a love match: "Billionaire investor George Soros, 83, will marry 42-year-old Tamiko Bolton today, followed by a huge party at his Caramoor Estate in Bedford, with 500 guests."
Ben Bernanke keeps the tap open in order to float what's left of the U.S. economy (another Ponzi scheme?)
Watch out, Barry, there's a new superhero in town: Impotent Rage (NSFW).
Here, let me settle that science for ya.
Second amendment rights enabled the Lumbee Indians to thwart KKK violence back in 1958 (H/T: Instapundit).
Thanks, but I'd rather drink Thunderbird through a straw.