Monday, September 2, 2013

Happy Labor Day!

Time, once again, to salute the employees of the Paco Enterprises corporate empire, without whose strong commitment to quality and service, we would not exist.

Need some more air, fellas?

"No, we're fine, Mr. Paco. And thanks for the Labor Day bonus. That extra bar of soap will come in handy!"


Anonymous said...

Deborah .... The Keystone Employment Agency provides only the best sort. Isn't that right, Paco? Of course it is, or you wouldn't have them in your employee. You're generosity is surely what drew them in.

Steve Skubinna said...

Reminds me of those Jack Benny episodes where he has to go down to the vault to get a piddling amount of change to pay a cab fare or something trivial.

There was always a bit of banter with the watchman. One I recall:

Watchman: Is the war over, Mister Benny?
Benny: Yes, Fred (I think), we won.
Watchman: Great! What do you think we'll do to the Kaiser?

Minicapt said...


Steve Skubinna said...

Does the Pacoville Company Store have canned beans?

Steve at the Pub said...

Nay @ Steve Skubinna,
The Paco store has succumbed to the ideology of the Green movement, thus the store sells bean seeds, so that families of the Pacified And Content Operators may know the joy of growing their own fresh food.

RebeccaH said...

I owe my soul to the company sto'.