"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Here I was, ever ready to contest Paco's narrow minded and churlish generalisations about my country when he goes and finds yet another accurate portrayal of daily life.
Paco, your run of outlandish luck cannot possibly last forever. Expect me to pounce when that happens.
If however, my pounce turns into a staggering fall I ask you not to quip that I have been drinking.
Sounds like a politician went on a fact finding mission to Down Under.
ReplyDeleteToo late Paco, the morons at AOSHQ have already claimed the pig as one of their own.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will not argue with that. I spend a lot of internet time over there.
Plenty of pig for all. Marinated in beer. Cans? Haven't they heard of Darwin Stubbies?
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Here I was, ever ready to contest Paco's narrow minded and churlish generalisations about my country when he goes and finds yet another accurate portrayal of daily life.
ReplyDeletePaco, your run of outlandish luck cannot possibly last forever. Expect me to pounce when that happens.
If however, my pounce turns into a staggering fall I ask you not to quip that I have been drinking.
Too close to the bone and all that.
Penguinator
Sydney
Penguinator: That pig is my hero.
ReplyDeleteI admire the pig for taking on a cow, but really, he's just crocodile dinner waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteWent to a party
ReplyDeleteThe other night
I drank sixteen beers
And started up a fight.
NOW I know who the Dead Kennnedys were singing about.