"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Obama's speech
Of course I didn't watch it, but Stephen Green did, fortified by constant doses of alcohol. Check out his drunkbloggoing here.
Russian People, Mr. Putin, why do you let this tin-pot Arab dictator dictate terms to the US of A? This is beyond the Pale. Assad makes me very angry, he or you are constantly in my face presence. But I will not allow myself to feel the insult as I am superior to him and Congress, or any other living being, even Allah himself. But I digress.
Did you not understand the plan we agreed upon last time we met, you know, when I described you as looking like a bored school kid? I think maybe you were not listening to my plan for me to avoid public embarassement over this issue.
Anyway, let's go with your plan and just keep the microphones away. I told you I would have more flexibility after I was re-elected. Now I can kiss your arse while you are behind me. BTW Let go of my balls; I have no use for them but Michelle seems to enjoy them.
I'm calling him out on his "drunkblogging."
ReplyDeleteThere is not one link to an Iron Maiden song.
Barry's op-ed in Pravda:
ReplyDeleteRussian People, Mr. Putin, why do you let this tin-pot Arab dictator dictate terms to the US of A? This is beyond the Pale. Assad makes me very angry, he or you are constantly in my face presence. But I will not allow myself to feel the insult as I am superior to him and Congress, or any other living being, even Allah himself. But I digress.
Did you not understand the plan we agreed upon last time we met, you know, when I described you as looking like a bored school kid? I think maybe you were not listening to my plan for me to avoid public embarassement over this issue.
Anyway, let's go with your plan and just keep the microphones away. I told you I would have more flexibility after I was re-elected. Now I can kiss your arse while you are behind me. BTW Let go of my balls; I have no use for them but Michelle seems to enjoy them.