Tuesday, October 29, 2013


Harry Reid is an asshole. An “absolute asshole”, in fact.

I believe this is expressed mathematically as |asshole|.


Minicapt said...

I disagree. Asshole, when properly functional, are very useful. Dingy Harry is dysfunctional and is more akin to the sea lamprey in his social utility:


Paco said...

That's really just splitting polyps, isn't it?

JeffS said...

Mathematically speaking, |asshole| is indeed an absolute asshole, which is what Harry Reid is.

Still, shying away from the abstract elegance and beauty of mathematics and the resounding ugliness of lefties everywhere, I agree with Minicapt when it comes to the biological utility of assholes.

And while I am loathe to denigrate any living creature by comparing it the likes of Harry Reid, I am hard pressed to offer up a better suggestion.

RebeccaH said...

I wonder how Nevadans feel about the fact that Reid's beloved federal gubmint is blocking development of one of the largest shale oil reserves in the world ... at a time when Nevada is struggling economically.

Veeshir said...

I always thought it was

lim ∑ Asshole
a->∞ a=-∞

Paco said...

Er, yes, of course. That's what I meant.

JeffS said...

Veeshir, shouldn't that be:

lim ∑ (1/Asshole) = ∞
Asshole -> 0