So, you'd better have a merry Christmas.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris can pass an eye exam...blindfolded.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Chuck Norris has only two facial expressions. One of which has never been seen.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris could orbit the moon and land in Florida ... without a spaceship.
ReplyDeleteHilarious
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