Olive oil: good for cooking with, pouring over salads, and removing naked Australians from washing machines.
Man fails in quest for beer, gets beaten with a ceramic squirrel by thirsty girlfriend.
Modern threat: radioactive diapers.
News flash: Chihuahuas are terrible drivers.
Don't even think about trying to outrun the police in Dubai.
Hey, don't let life get you down; show a little optimism!
Tim Blair "outs" James Delingpole (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).
As long as it's freezing out there, you might as well put the cold to good use.
A sentimental ballad of lost love by Junior Brown, entitled My Wife Thinks You’re Dead.