After accidentally being bit by his cat, Paul Gaylord is lucky to be alive. His cat had infected Gaylord with the plague.Accidentally. Uh-huh.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
After accidentally being bit by his cat, Paul Gaylord is lucky to be alive. His cat had infected Gaylord with the plague.Accidentally. Uh-huh.
Cats will get you, one way or the other.
ReplyDeleteAccidentally? Sure, just like Paul 'accidentally' started buying Brand X cat food last month.
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