Friday, February 14, 2014

Fig leaves optional

"Church allows nude worship".
Pastor Allen Parker says the idea is to 'equalise' everybody in front of God."
Ummm m'yeah, reverend, but the congregation won't be "equalized" in front of each other, if you know what I mean. Could lead to pride and envy (and distracting hilarity).

H/T: Our roving theologian, Captain Heinrichs

8 comments:

richard mcenroe said...

the Rev ain't set foot outside lately has he?

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richard mcenroe said...

the Rev ain't set foot outside lately has he?

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Veeshir said...

Typical 'journalist', Allen Parker isn't a "reverend", he's a monk.

Good guy, had a slight accident so he doesn't see out of one eye, but still a good guy.

Anonymous said...

Deborah....This is to be expected from California...but Virginia?! The "reverend" should take a refresher course of Genisis. Consulting a rabbi would help too.

bruce said...

Adam and Eve.

"Back to the Garden"

If only it was that simple.