John McCain: "Here!"
Hillary Clinton: "Yo!"
Joe Biden: "Pheasant!"
Chris Matthews: "Me! Me! What about ME?"
Oh, yes, can't forget about Chris Matthews. The latest noise to issue forth from his larynx is a whine that congressional Republicans are engaging in a form of "second-term birtherism":
[Obama] was illegitimately elected, now he’s behaving illegitimately,” Matthews said on Friday. “They want to put an asterisk next to this guy..."Ok, Chris, how about if we just put an asterisk next to you?
(Yeah, I know. It's just gelding the filly, but there it is).