Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Ok, how did this happen?

Kevin Rudd's been named a senior fellow at Harvard University.

Seriously, mates, this is NOT funny. Get him out of here.

13 comments:

Jim Clarke said...

No, Paco. it's OK. We don't mind if you have him. No, really.

bruce said...

I can't see him lasting there long. It will be like that movie where Mr Bean gets sent to help the unveiling of Whistler's masterpiece:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean_(film)

They'll see through him quickly when he has no cringing entourage nor any multicultural excuse for his weirdness.

I learnt Chinese too. You know who has one of the best Mandarin schools outside China? Mormon missionaries. I used to practise with them when I couldn't find real Chinese.

bruce said...

Ni-men-de Mei-guo Zhong-guo-de da-xue shi hen hao.

bruce said...

I get an extra kick out of Firefly with its Mandarin swearing, which is quite good.

Anonymous said...

Deborah... Thanks for the offer, Jim. But we couldn't...er, should I say, wouldn't think of depriving you of Kevin's...uh..many...attributes. We will gladly trade you Kevin for a stock of Vegemite. You know how we Yanks love the stuff.

Harvard ain't what it used to be. The additon of Rudd puts it in the same catagory as the Nobel.

rinardman said...

Hey, Australia, we can send Bill & Hillary to replace KRudd.

Two for one, what a deal!

mojo said...

Oh, calm down. One more yammerhead at Harvard. Who'll notice?

RebeccaH said...

Kevni at Harvard, huh? This could be entertaining. They may all be the same communists of a feather, but Harvard is pretty buttoned up for somebody as "free-spirited" (I'm trying to be kind) as Kev.

bruce said...

He thinks he's going to make a big splash, but he'll just be a little blup.

Anonymous said...

he's been renamed Rimmer, Paco, not due to his ... less pleasant habits (earwax-eating, not anything else!) but after the hologram character in Red Dwarf. An arrogant narcissist who, when you actually look, is not even really there.

Harvard is welcome to the incompetent murdering racist swine. Always knew Harvard was on a par with the Oodnadatta sheet-metalwork training university and goat brothel.

Oh, the murdering bit? On 2 Sept 13 he boasted that under his policies, for every 12 illegal immigrants who came in by boat, 1 died enroute. 51,800 arrived, so he and the greenfilth killed about 4,200 people.

But it's all good according to them as they were only 'little brown people'. But you ask the mongrel and he will tell you he's NOT a racist.

I'll take both Clintons in exchange any day. I need some crab bait.

Mk50 of Brisbane

Paco said...

MK50: I'll take both Clintons in exchange any day. I need some crab bait.

Done!

Minicapt said...

... snicker ...:
http://blazingcatfur.blogspot.ca/2013/06/is-harvard-conducting-research-on.html

Cheers

Old Sailor Man said...

Perhaps Harvard might like Julia, as well as kevni. She's an egzburt on gerbon baloozhun end myzodjeny. And they would be so happy to be working together again.