Kevin Rudd's been named a senior fellow at Harvard University.
Seriously, mates, this is NOT funny. Get him out of here.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
No, Paco. it's OK. We don't mind if you have him. No, really.
ReplyDeleteI can't see him lasting there long. It will be like that movie where Mr Bean gets sent to help the unveiling of Whistler's masterpiece:
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They'll see through him quickly when he has no cringing entourage nor any multicultural excuse for his weirdness.
I learnt Chinese too. You know who has one of the best Mandarin schools outside China? Mormon missionaries. I used to practise with them when I couldn't find real Chinese.
Ni-men-de Mei-guo Zhong-guo-de da-xue shi hen hao.
ReplyDeleteI get an extra kick out of Firefly with its Mandarin swearing, which is quite good.
ReplyDeleteDeborah... Thanks for the offer, Jim. But we couldn't...er, should I say, wouldn't think of depriving you of Kevin's...uh..many...attributes. We will gladly trade you Kevin for a stock of Vegemite. You know how we Yanks love the stuff.
ReplyDeleteHarvard ain't what it used to be. The additon of Rudd puts it in the same catagory as the Nobel.
Hey, Australia, we can send Bill & Hillary to replace KRudd.
ReplyDeleteTwo for one, what a deal!
Oh, calm down. One more yammerhead at Harvard. Who'll notice?
ReplyDeleteKevni at Harvard, huh? This could be entertaining. They may all be the same communists of a feather, but Harvard is pretty buttoned up for somebody as "free-spirited" (I'm trying to be kind) as Kev.
ReplyDeleteHe thinks he's going to make a big splash, but he'll just be a little blup.
ReplyDeletehe's been renamed Rimmer, Paco, not due to his ... less pleasant habits (earwax-eating, not anything else!) but after the hologram character in Red Dwarf. An arrogant narcissist who, when you actually look, is not even really there.
ReplyDeleteHarvard is welcome to the incompetent murdering racist swine. Always knew Harvard was on a par with the Oodnadatta sheet-metalwork training university and goat brothel.
Oh, the murdering bit? On 2 Sept 13 he boasted that under his policies, for every 12 illegal immigrants who came in by boat, 1 died enroute. 51,800 arrived, so he and the greenfilth killed about 4,200 people.
But it's all good according to them as they were only 'little brown people'. But you ask the mongrel and he will tell you he's NOT a racist.
I'll take both Clintons in exchange any day. I need some crab bait.
Mk50 of Brisbane
MK50: I'll take both Clintons in exchange any day. I need some crab bait.
ReplyDeleteDone!
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Cheers
Perhaps Harvard might like Julia, as well as kevni. She's an egzburt on gerbon baloozhun end myzodjeny. And they would be so happy to be working together again.
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