Monday, February 24, 2014

Piers Morgan?

Why, last I heard he had a one-way ticket on the Loser Bus to Oblivionville.

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  1. Morgan said the show had "run its course,"

    Twas a short course, apparently.

    adding that he and Zucker "have been talking for some time about different ways of using me."

    Scrubbing toilets?

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  2. I'm not sure he possesses the right skill-set for scrubbing toilets, but, what the hell, let's give him his big chance!

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  3. A Limey telling Yanks how to live through his upper-class nose. This had success written all over it.

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  4. He puts on Limey airs, but he's really an Oirishman, Piers Stefan O'Meara.

    Wouldn't be the first time an Irishman has got hold of the wrong end of the stick. In typical Irish fashion, expect him to change his accent and his looks and open a chain of pubs or start a rock group.

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  5. Clean toilets when you can earn a living by blarney?

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  6. "Next stop, Palookaville!"

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