Sunday, February 2, 2014

Sunday funnies

Man rides to his own funeral on a Harley-Davidson.

Turkish SWAT team Fail.

Beer delivery service thwarted (for now).

Cow suicide bombers?

Be on the lookout for muppet; considered armed and dangerous.

To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback. - Steve Hovley (Former American Major League Baseball Outfielder)

Bob Hope in a funny scene from My Favorite Spy.


JeffS said...

That door was metal, probably solid metal from the way it didn't even vibrate while been slammed. The home owner clearly took his privacy seriously -- look at the windows! Tastefully decorated with iron bars.

Too bad the SWAT team didn't make a full assessment; that door warranted an explosive charge. Or maybe thermite.

JeffS said...

As for the kraut cows -- someone was so inconsiderate as to not turn on the fan!

RebeccaH said...

Leave it to the government to meddle with beer-delivery drones flying lower than 400 feet to fishermen in the back woods of Michigan and Wisconsin. Who knows what else those drones might get up to. Ham sandwiches? Pickled eggs? Certainly packets of marijuana no longer seem to be a problem.

rinardman said...

The roof was slightly damaged and one cow suffered light burns.

The one with the match always gets the worst of it.

Minicapt said...

Doors are often recalcitrant:

The beer drones were probably cancelled when the presence of bottled beer in the carton while in flight could not be confirmed. Nice ad.


bruce said...

Can never get enough Bob Hope.
Clicked through to Bob's Christmas special 1967. Extraordinary. Yeah times have changed since then, but...