Tough guy actor Chuck Norris celebrates 74 a**-whoopin' years.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: Few people can go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara falls in a cardboard box.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh