Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Reid sees….Republicans

Harry Reid pretty much blamed Republicans for Russia’s recent annexation of Crimea.

Truth is, he’s only just scratched the surface. Other things the GOP is responsible for:

1) Eliminating the tan M&M
2) The comeback of tuberculosis.
3) Fatally pwning Old Yeller by spraying his face with shaving cream
4) All gun-related crime
5) Yeast infections
6) Obesity
7) All wars going back to the fall of Constantinople
8) Justin Bieber
9) The extinction of the great auk.
10) The proliferation of “brothel red” paint as the color of choice in American dining rooms
11) Global warming
12) Global cooling

C'mon, Harry, let's hear you shout it from the rooftops!


rinardman said...

As bad as those twelve things are....there's one thing the Democrats are responsible for that's far worse.

Barack Obama.

Oh yeah, two...Harry Reid.

Actually, three...Nancy Pelosi.

Crap, it never stops!

bruce said...

They're the boogiemen his mother said would get him if he didn't eat his broccoli, so he checks under his bed each night to be sure they won't catch him asleep.

RebeccaH said...

He's just collecting his own gobs of bile and throwing it at the wall to see what sticks.

Veeshir said...

My aunt is a lefty nitwit who basically became a real hater.

We were having a discussion one day in and she said the GOP starts all the wars.

You know, except for WWI, WWII, Korea and Vietnam.

The GOP can take credit for the Civil War (the dastards!!!!!!), the Spanish American war, Granada.

Afghanistan was a joint effort and the GOP can take credit for both Iraq wars.

History, everything lefties know about it is wrong.