April fools! Y'all stay alert out there today, and don't let yourselves get pranked.
Update: Hey, let's switch to metric time (H/T: Captain Heinrichs, last seen pulling my leg).
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh