Now that right there’s real class: the fried chicken corsage.
There’s already a machine that can tell liberals from conservatives.
Passing a sobriety test – yer doin’ it wrong (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).
Spontaneous identity theft:
Enh, he’ll probably be disqualified by the defense attorney because his father was a police dog.
The confusing geography of fake maps.
Al-Qaeda's sinister new plan.