Friday, April 25, 2014

When it comes to peeing in the punch bowl...

...nobody beats Senator John McCain for the awesomeness of his incontinence:
Clinton, a prospective 2016 Democratic presidential candidate, will appear on stage Saturday with McCain at the Sedona Forum, an annual ideas festival hosted by the McCain Institute for International Leadership at Arizona State University.
The McCain Institute for International Leadership. Ohhh, yeah, I know the place. It's in the middle of the block between the Joe Biden Mensa-Plus Club and Mr. McGoo's Driving School. Right across the street is the Paco Enterprises Academy of Applied Business Ethics.

It gets better:
In a statement released Thursday, McCain called Clinton "my friend" and praised her public service career.

"From her years of service as first lady, in the U.S. Senate and the State Department, one would be hard-pressed to find a leader with Secretary Clinton's informed perspective on the many challenges facing America across the globe," McCain said.
Well, considering she helped to create a lot of those challenges, I suppose the guy has a point. Guess that whole Benghazi unpleasantness is just water under the bridge, eh, John?

7 comments:

  1. "From her years of service as first lady...

    Wait. I thought Bill had interns to service him.

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  2. I think he means she fetched his bong pipe.

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  3. Too bad McCain isn't water under the bridge.

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  4. She was named Arkansas Woman of the Year in 1983 and Arkansas Mother of the Year in 1984. (Wikipedia)

    Cheers

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  5. Hey, I paid a lot of money for a certificate from the Paco Enterprises Academy of Applied Business Ethics. Don't be dissin' my alma mater.

    As for John McCain and Hillary Clinton, a pox on both their houses (and on the houses of John Boehner, Elizabeth Warner, Harry the Pederast, and that whole gang.

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  6. Cannot the US Republican Party evict socialists and idiots from its ranks? Especially those working for the dark side?

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  7. Hang on to it, Rebecca. It's practically a get-out-of-jail-free card!

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